No. 34 – Homeward Bound

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It’s a long way from Europe to Australia, both in space and time. Neither Pip nor Sailor Boy was looking forward to the seemingly endless flight. But going home, yes, it was time. At the Rome airport Check-in, they met FiFi, an Italian dog on her way to India… not that she knew!

Once through the gates, they found the boarding lounge filled with waiting passengers and familiar flat Australian accents.

Sitting beside Pip, a chatty Australian momentarily disinterested in her family smiled and struck up a conversation.

“Yes we did Europe. 16 cities, 20 days,” she appeared pleased with her efficiency.

You’ve got to be kidding, thought Pip.

“The kids had a ball. They’re great at that age, aren’t they? They’ve got no ‘inhibitations’ whatsoever.” Nearby her 10 and 8 year olds were absent-mindedly kicking the seats in front of them while engrossed in their i-pads.

“So where did you go?” Pip asked.

“Oh we did Italy. We did Rome and Venice and all that. Great shopping. And you?”

“Hmm, we went to lots of places”, Pip replied slowly, “It’s been quite a journey actually. I loved all the old ruins and Pompeii was amazing.”

“Yeh, what’s to see there?”

Momentarily taken back, Pip blinked before explaining, “It’s an archaeological site.”

“Oh! We’re not into all that stuff. We like shopping. We usually go to Bali. But it was nice. Jeff’s seen it before. He goes to Europe on business. And America, he’s been there. My sister wants to go to Vegas.” The lady studied her fingernails, “I might go with her.  She’d never come here. She’s not into culture and that. She likes action.”

“Yep it’s not for everyone” said Pip wondering, who said you can’t have action in Europe?

“Sis didn’t like school that’s for sure. Best off out of it, I said. So she left in Year 11. No need for mooore eddication. She got herself a job at Woolies”.

An overhead announcement broke into the conversation.

“She’s saving up for Vegas now” the lady added enthusiastically.

“I think that’s our boarding call” said a relieved Pip standing up. “Good luck in Vegas.”

Wow, talk about a reality check.

Escaping the lounge and stepping on board the flying kangaroo QF380 Sailor Boy and Pip were recognised by the air hostess as the characters from her favourite travel blog. After her warm welcome Pip found his way to his seat and looked around for Sailor Boy.

Sailor Boy had been invited to meet the Captain and check out the cockpit. All those instruments!

Impressed with his VIP passenger, the Captain suggested an upgrade to first class.

But what of poor Pip stranded in economy?

It was another test of their friendship. Surely this cant be the end of the travels of Pip and Sailor Boy.